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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Joke: Bad News

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results.  They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 hours!  That's terrible!  What could be worse?  What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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